Damn! You could fry patties with that grease!
Keep your glow in check (without losing your treasure) with Mr. Krabs’ Wallet Blotting Paper. Designed for maximum shine control and Bikini Bottom flair, these blotting sheets let you stay matte, fresh, and profitable just like everyone’s favorite entrepreneur crab.

Each sheet features a Bikini Bottom dollar print and is enriched with algae extract to gently absorb oil while keeping skin smooth and cared-for. With 100 sheets per pack, you’ll have enough to tackle every snack break, jellyfishing adventure, or Krusty Krab shift without a greasy mishap.